I am not sure why you are here on a Saturday, after all if all you have to do on a Saturday is read and write blogs God Help You.
(wait a minute, I resemble that remark)...Scratch that..Only confident, self assured, highly intelectual people would spend Saturday on a blog site. (much better...don't you agree?). Well here is my story, some illusions, and what would Saturday night be without some good old country love songs.
Anyway, in honor of my name, I though you might enjoy the Ass-Backwards version of Cinderella as originally told by Archie Campbell of Hee-Haw. Read slowley now...you will get tounge tied.
WHAT THE HELL..GET YOUR OWN CINDERELLA THIS IS MY STORY.
Once apon a time, in a coreign fountry,
there lived a very geautiful birl; her name was Rindercella. Now,
Rindercella lived with her mugly other and her two sad bisters.
And in this same coreign fountry, there was a very prandsom hince.
And this prandsom hince was going to have a bancy fall. And he'd
invited people from riles amound, especially the pich reople. Rindercella's
mugly other and her two sad blisters went out to buy some drancy
fesses to wear to this bancy fall, but Rindercella could not go
because all she had to wear were some old rirty dags. Finally, the
night of the bancy fall arrived and Rindercella couldn't go. So
she just cat down and scried. She was a kitten there a scrien, when
all at once there appeard before her, her gairy fodmother.And he
touched her with his wagic mand ... and there appeared before her,
a cig boach and hix white sorces to take her to the bancy fall.
But now she said to Rindercella, "Rindercella, you must be
home before nidmight, or I'll purn you into a tumpkin!"
When Rindercella arrived at the bancy fall, the prandsom hince
met her at the door because he had been watchin' behind a woden
hindow. And Rindercella and the prandsom hince nanced all dight
until nidmight...and they lell in fove.
And finally, the mid clock
strucknight. And Rindercella staced down the rairs, and just as
she beached the rottom, she slopped her dripper!
The next day, the prandsom hince went all over the coreign fountry
looking for the geautiful birl who had slopped her dripper. Finally
he came to Rindercella's house. He tried it on Rendercella's mugly
other ... and it fidn't dit. Then he tried it on her two sigly usters
... and it fidn't dit. Then he tried it on Rindercella ... and it
fid dit. It was exactly the sight rize!
So they were married and lived heverly ever hapwards. Now, the
storal of the mory is this: If you ever go to a bancy fall and want
to have a pransom hince loll in fove with you, don't forget to slop
your dripper!
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - One quick question? If I am standing in the woods all alone, and I make a statement, and my wife is not there to correct me..Am I still wrong? I just need a little clairification.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Now just some optical illusions to keep you busy the rest of the weekend:
Do you see one man or a couple and a dog ?
Watch the disk spin.....is it really spinning ?
SAY THE COLOR NOT THE WORD
GEORGE JONES:
DOLLY:
CONWAY:
RAY:
have a great weekend................................................................
You are a good man who did a bad thing. You should pay a consequence. You should not have been fired.
You did a lot of good for a lot of people including the black community, but how soon they forget in the face of public assination by their leaders.
The people you worked for are cowards. They supported your assination to avoid having to stand up and defend their position and all the good you have done over the years.
But that is what corporate america does in times of political and social crisis, they throw away their employees and their morality by taking the path of least resistance.
You are a good man who did a bad thing. But you did no worse than a lot of black rappers, hip-hop artist, commedians, and black talk radio host. None of them have been fired. No outrage against them has been spoken. There is no call to alarm by the black leaders about what blacks do.
So go to the ranch, relax, enjoy the rest of your life, write a book, make more money, do more good things for the kids, and tell CBS and MSNBC to kiss your Nappy, page boy, stringy haired ass. Nobody said life is fair.
Happy Friday the 13th to all. Hope only good things happen to you today.
Well Mother Nature took care of my intended beach trip. Can you say "Fuck Mother Nature". I'm not sure but I think I just did. Oh well who said life is fair anyway.
Can you get a sense that I am just a little
Today with some time to kill I was trying to do the cross word puzzle in my local paper when it dawned on me that I am a total moron. What has happened to cross word puzzles..they are not like they used to be.
In the old days the answers were either synonyms or definitions of the clue word or expression....No more that is true.
Here are a few examples of clues in today's crossword.
Played one season for the Yankees in 1958.. Huh? Humdingers.....what? see-through device......how about window..no..no.. need 8 letters...screw it..back to sudoku. WARNING: SUDOKU IS HIGHLY ADDITIVE. SHOULD ONLY BE ATTEMPTED UNDER A DOCTORS SUPERVISION.
Remember these guys? or are you tooooooo young.
Think your intelligence quotient is up there..Think you are smarter than the average bear???
Lets see how you do...and this is tough..it's called a double negative reverse logic problem...try it....
You are locked in a room with two doors. One door leads to life, the other door leads to death. You do not know which door is which. In front of each door is a guard.. One guard will always lie, the other guard will always tell the truth..you do not know which one is the liar or the truth teller.
You are allowed to ask one question of one guard. The correct question will point you to the door to life. There is only one correct answer to this logic problem.......CAN YOU SOLVE IT
Don't worry if you can't, that will just mean you are the same as 99% of the rest of the human species . And who said life is fair anyway.
THURSDAY April 12th (tomorrow is Friday the 13th OOOOH.) Hope your not superstitious.
Sunny, 70 degrees. Today has the makings of a keeper so far. The wife and the critters she keeps are all happy and content. With any luck I can talk her into a surprise beach trip for sun, surf, golf great food and if she behaves herself sex.
Lets get in the mood:
Where do you want to go this weekend ? Let me know.
Wish me luck..I need the break..Probably won't happen but then again...who said life is fair?
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