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A simple man am I. Don't get very upset at most things. Like my life to be somewhat in order and some general idea where I am going. But there are some items in life I can not logically or scientifically explain and it does bother me.
Be it a lack of common sense, or a lack of education beyond the normal college curriculum or could it be that I am just plain stupid? I does not know.
However, these are parts of my dilemma and I will share them with you in hopes that you can provide answers. Or it could be that some things in life bug you also. Feel free to share.
OK here we go:
If the people who make sign's go on strike..what do they carry?
How do they get the deer to cross the highway were they put up those little yellow signs?
Why is the third hand on a watch called the second hand?
If the #2 pencil is the biggest selling pencil in the world why is it not #1?
What do the people that make those irritating Styrofoam packing peanuts ship them in?
Why do psychics need to ask your name before they can tell you the future?
Why if just you and your date arrive for a dinner reservation do they ask "How Many"?
Why do they have Interstate Highways in Hawaii?
If you try to fail and succeed, which did you do?
How come wrong numbers are never busy?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why are there toadstools, I have never seen a toad on one?
How do you write zero in Roman numerals?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
That is a few. What's bugging you. Or what are some answers. Let me hear from you.
Just for sh__'s and giggles, I decided to look up the most outrageous items I could think of on a search engine. It is truly scary what is available if only you ask.
I have included the search results tag line for review. Note the total sites dedicated to each subject line.
A man who just went through a terrible and expensive divorce goes to a bar after leaving the courtroom. He orders a drink and then shouts to all in the bar. "Lawyers are assholes".
The fellow sitting next to him at the bar turns and says "I really take offense to that comment and I don't appreciate it at all".
So the guy asks "why, are you a lawyer"?
"No" the man replied, "I am an asshole".
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year-old son. They happen
to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called
condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh I see.", replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."
He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and ask, "Why are there 3 in
this package?"
The dad replies, "Those are for high-school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday and one for Sunday."
"Cool!" says the boy. He notices a 6-pack and asks "Then who are
these for?"
"Those are for college men", the dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO
for Saturday and TWO for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy;" Then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking
up a 12-pack.
With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men, One for January,
one for February, one for March..."
My wife has trouble opening jars. Apparently, that involves a different set of muscles than slamming doors.
Last weekend my wife asked me to take her somewhere she had never been before and suprise her................... So I took her to the kitchen.
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same
way.
I bought my wife a new car.
She called and
said, "There was water in the carburetor."
I said, "Where's the car?"
She said, "In the lake."
My wife came back from having her car worked on and told me the mechanic could not fix the brakes until he could order some parts..So she told him to make the horn louder.
The secret of a happy marriage remains a
secret.
Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener!
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Get a new car for your spouse.
It'll be a great trade!
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Ok ladies, this is your chance to get even...let me have it.
Remember this pose from the world of spinning disco balls and multi-colored strobe lights.
Word is that when Travolta agreed to accept the script for Saturday Night Fever, he could not dance a lick. The studio had to hire a dance teacher to work with John until he could pull of the moves in the movie. I think he did a hellofa job in that respect
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