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Sunday April 29, 2007

RELAXED SUNDAY - DON'T JUST LOVE THEM

A updated repost:

SUNDAY - Hope everyone has a good one. Mine started that way and I hope it continues all week.

OUTSIDE:

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FUELING UP:

EDUCATING MYSELF:

IN A RELAXED WAY OR COURSE:

IT'S A LIFE STYLE THE WHOLE FAMILY ENJOYS:

Sunny, nice breeze, great day for outdoor activities right? Well my bride came up with some indoor activities she wanted to try out so she went to the bottom of the closet and broke out the toys and told me we were going to have a Sex-Fest. Not the type to say no to a person in need I gave in and helped her as best I could. One of these toys is twice the man I am and I am not sure how she got it in the house without the neighbors seeing it but nonetheless she instructed me in the proper use of this machine. NOTE: Always wear safety glasses and read the instructions when operating electrical equipment.

Oh well..........who said life is fair?

Anyway, now with time on my hands I decided to write a long overdue letter to the IRS: Let me know what you think.

Dear Sirs at the IRS,

I am in recite of the letter where you stated that if I did not pay the $24.76 underpayment on last years tax filing that you were in a position to cause me a lot of trouble.

Well, before you send out the men in black, you should be aware of the following:

Last week my wife informed me that she has been having an affair with two of our neighbors and that she is leaving and her attorney will be in contact with me to let me know how little I will be keeping after the divorce.

In preparation for this event, I took my two sons fishing in order to let them know what was going on. In the middle of the lake, my oldest son informs me he is gay and is having a sex change operation in 3 weeks. My youngest son was laughing so hard that he fell out of the boat and drowned.

On top of that my bosses wife has informed me that I will have sex with her, or she is going to tell her husband that I did anyway and he is a very jealous man who spent 4 years in prison for aggravated assault on a man who said "good morning, how are you today" to his wife.

And you think you are in a position to "cause me trouble."

Sincerely,

Yours truly.

WHAT A WONDERFUL WAY TO SPEND THE DAY:

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Saturday April 28, 2007

MY TEENAGE YEARS IN PICTURES AND SONG

IN MY

I HOPE YOURS WAS AS HAPPY AS MINE. How much of this can you relate to? Brother Dave
was a riot..a lunatic..that must have been why
I related to him so well.

Posted by Totally Ass Backwards at 3:02 PM - 6 Comments Add a Comment

Friday April 27, 2007

JUST MUSIC I ENJOY

Rock, Jazz, Blues, Rock & Roll, Country & Western, Bluegrass,

Heavy Metal, Easy Listing, Rap, Classical, Gospel, Doo-Wop, etc..etc..etc..

How many different classifications and connotations of music are there?

I hope you experience all the different forms of the music spectrum.

Each one has individual and group standouts. I have created a playlist

with some of my personal favorites. I did not include all the categories

as I don't follow some of them that close.

I hope you have time to enjoy a few of these selections from some of the

people I think are at the head of the class.

Posted by Totally Ass Backwards at 10:24 PM - 4 Comments Add a Comment

TRAGIC STORY - HAPPY ENDING

This is a tragic tale that has a happy ending. It involves my Great, Great, Great Grandfather and a tribe of South Dakota indians known as the Shucktawa's.

The Shucktawa's (Shuck - Ta- Wa's) became known in history as the Fugowwi Tribe. (Fu - Gow - Wee). My G. G. G. Grandfather was the chief of this nomadic tribe for 43 years.

There home was the flat lands, and mesas and hills of South Dakota for years until moved to the reservation in Arizona.

The tribe was prosperous and healthy and my Grandfather was a good and fair chief of his people. Until the last 10 years of my Grandfathers life. At age 67 he developed health problems and was starting to lose his memory. He was a proud man and could not or would not face the reality of his declining health and seek help.

His memory loss developed into Alzheimer's and progressively got worse.

For the last ten years of his life, he would each morning make the tribe pack all there belongings and move to a different and new campsite along the familiar hills of South Dakota.

Then at sunrise of the new day he would come out of his tee-pee and look around at land he had traveled all his life and utter the following comment: "WHERE THE FUGOWWI".

He got so bad they had to move him into a place for people with alzheimer's. But they said he died happy, everyday going up to everyone else in the place and asking: "whothefugaya".

There is a story about him in his younger days
when he would jump on his poney and ride to
other indian incampments go up to every squaw and raise his hand and say "SOME".

One day in a village, the tribal medican man saw him and called him over and told him
"we don't greet our kind by saying some..we
say HOW".

To which my grandfather said "Hell no...Me know how, me want some".

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Wednesday April 25, 2007

ASK DR. ASSBACKWARDS AND HIS STAFF

ADVICE ABOUT ANY AND EVERYTHING.

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No subject matter is to hard for our skilled advice givers. We have either done it, thought about doing it, talked about doing it, or wished we had done it. Years of practical experience and first hand knowledge is available for your use. What do have to loose?

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